intense-wizardy:

pizzaforpresident:

I would take a bullet for garlic bread

who would shoot a garlic bread

3 hours ago with 422,849 notes

shubbabang:

WHEN THE BACK OF YOUR THROAT ITCHES AND YOU CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT

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3 hours ago with 15,027 notes

theheroheart:

I really enjoy Adam Scott struggling not to smile at Amy Poehler’s hilarity.

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7 hours ago with 54,386 notes

❝ Maybe if I cry
You out of my
System, I’ll be
Able to touch
My lips without
Remembering
That once upon
A time, yours were
There. ❞
—(via afakepoetsdiary)
8 hours ago with 25 notes

sassysinglelady:

What was the original purpose for this website because something went wrong along the way

1 day ago with 468,357 notes


Track Name:
Sea of Love

Artist:
Cat Power

Album:
The Covers Record

1 day ago with 15,324 notes

castielwinchestqueer:

arctickayla:

tkushes:

rhabdomancer:

tkushes:

never seen awful statues?? I think u are forgetting all of Michelangelo’s attempts at sculpting women, the big queer

Damn, how could I forget?

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Dented oranges are my favorite type of breast

Michel-I’ve never seen a naked woman-angelo 

he literally just sculpted a man’s pectorals and put lumpy lemons on them

2 days ago with 202,932 notes

tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

2 days ago with 237,332 notes

ladycave:

youlovelylilshit:

So I think my mom and I really bonded today

The ONLY way to come out to your parents.

moosejesus:

you know when you say something 

and it’s just 

why the fuck did i say that

2 days ago with 159,579 notes